setheverman:

just-shower-thoughts:

When you say ‘together’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘apart’ they do

When you say ‘aaaaah’ your lips don’t touch, but when you say ‘babababa’ they do

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showerthoughtsofficial:

Pet stores should put “Chameleon” on empty cages just to see how long people would look

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r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

(via stability)

IIIIIIII….

andinthemeantimeconsultabook:

mademoiselleenjolras:

Don’t want a LOT for Christmaaaaas….

THEEEEERE is just One Thing IIII neeeed….

I don’t care aBOUT the PRESents
UUUUUUUUNDERrrneath the ChristMas Treeeee

I just want you
for
mY 
OoOwnnnn……

MOOOOOOOOOOORE than youuuu could EV ER knoooow….

Make myyy wishcome truuuuuuUUuuUuuUuE

AAAAAAAALLLLLLLL I want for CHRISTmaaaaaaas….. 

IIIIIIiiIIiiIIiis….

YooOoOouuuuu

Originally posted by welcometoyouredoom

(via howtodreamofdragons)

pithya:

This is the humanities version of that spoof about scientists reminding the world that clean energy is ready to go whenever.

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bonnibelbubbleglob:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

i-am-a-fish:

goddesssword:

i-am-a-fish:

not-anyones-bi-tch:

i-am-a-fish:

Is it ok if i swear?

yes fish, i will allow you to swear

f

yes go on

im nervous

Hnnnnnnnnnnngg i think im ready now…

fu…

fuc

fuck.

fuck

fuck!

FUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!

So proud of you fish

(via heart)